As a band of music players hoping to one day be considered real musicians or at least video stars, we are all very excited about the Grammbys coming up this Sunday. I am particularly interested in categories such as “best of the music,” “New best at the music musician,” “pretty good music video” and “best outfits.”
I have been keeping a particularly close eye (and ear) on musicians like Smarmynards John, Half Naked Lady, Full Naked Lady, Trap Rap Mcgee and DoucheTattoo VonF##kFace. I wish they could all win, but alas, there are only 27835621 categories.
Oh wait. Grammbys were last Sunday.
I’ll watch one of these years.