Critics
What Schills. I just read this review by a critic in SLUG magazine. I don’t want to be telling tales out of school, but word on the street is that a wad of money, a 7 lb. bag of gummy bears and an 8 lb. bag of booger sugar delivered with the album might have influenced this review. I’ve listened to this band and I’d rather have my teeth pulled out through my ears than hear them ever again. Now do yourselves a favor and march on down to your local Media Play and get yourselves a tape cassette of a real album like, “the Funky Headhunter” by Hammer or, “Cyberpunk” by Billy Idol or, Van Halen 3 when the true singer from Extreme took them to the true promised land. Anyway, this is what this Schill said: